Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Support the environment, get rid of Bushes.

Jebediah Bochepus Wonkerston Bush, err...I mean John Ellis "Jeb" Bush, former Florida governor, disenfranchisement conspirator, "shadow government" proponent, arrogant authoritarian policy-maker, neoconservative hawk, lobbyist and general jackass is "seriously considering" a run for the soon-to-be-vacant U.S. Senate seat of Mel Martinez.

You can probably see what I have to say coming.

NO MORE JEB. NO MORE BUSH POLITICAL DYNASTY.

More when I stop frothing.

Edit: Update: J.E.Bush isn't running for the Senate, but his father and other political figures keep mentioning that he would be a good president. They are, of course, wrong.